This happened to me today at work:
Sarah: Old Town Tee’s, can I help you?
Caller: Hi, um, do you make t-shirts? Can you make me a t-shirt?
Sarah: We don’t make any custom shirts, no.
Caller: What kinds of shirts do you have?
Sarah: Well, we have a warehouse here in town where we make all of our shirts, with Southwestern designs.
Caller: No, what kinds of shirts do you have at that store?
Sarah: Uh, those are what we have, shirts with Southwestern designs.
Caller: So you don’t have any shirts with words?
Sarah: Um, we have some shirts with words. Were you looking for something specific?
Caller: No, you’re a waste of time.
Sarah: Excuse me?